L.Roy and politics!

Hey, you been getting any of those annoying political calls lately? Ya know the ones "vote for me! vote for me!" I don't answer them. On the other hand, L. Roy, who is over 70 and hard of hearing, answers all of them. He says he talks to all of them, too.

"What do you say to them L. Roy?" I asked.

"Well" he says, "I tell 'em I ain't decidin' on who I'm votin' for until I see that voting frog they is all talkin' about."

"Voting frog?"

"Yep, voting frog. They is always talkin about it on TV. Especially in Georgia."

"It's fraud," I said.

"Fraud?"

"Yes, voting fraud."

"No voting frog?"

"No, sir."

"Ain't votin' at all, then."

God Bless America