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Well, I expect it was bound to happen sooner or later. We got a YouToob Channel, or is it YouTube? No matter. All started when L. Roy got hisself cornered by his cousin Raylene Harper th the Otterville Pancake Breakfast and Cow Chip Frisbie Festival. In between pouring homemade cucumber syrup and hand spinnin' bovine poop through the air, she told L. Roy he'd be perfect for videos. Sounds all bad to me. Especially considering Raylene has been married eight times. No Divorces. She widowed all eight times. Donald, Bo, Ken, Herb, Wendall, Grif and Nate, the husbands, all passed on the front porch of the house in an old green recliner. Word is they all just died in their sleep, no reason, just died. The last husband, Harlan, died in the yard in the hammock 'cause he was too spooked to sit on the porch. When she was questioned by the sheriff,she just smiled and said, "the Lord does work in mysterious ways."

Can't argue with that. We are Baptist, ya know. Anyway, Raylene talked L. Roy into doin' a video at her place and the rest is.... well, weird.

All she had him do is unwrap a big old box of stuff she'd ordered from Wanda's School of Passionate Discipline and Leathercraft Emporium while he smiled at that damn phone camera she was holdin' . Ol' L.Roy ain't got but three teeth. It was frightening.

As they stay in show business....stay tuned.

If'n you decide to stop down at Raylene's to check out the happenin's....just don't sit in the recliner.